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But, how?
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"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
(sorry i'm supersticous) Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you can easily stop at any time, but I wanna convince you you can't. Finish reading this until it is done or else nothing will happen! As I said, I am Teddy. (Just thought I'd remind you, since a lot of people who are thick enough to believe chain letters forget things.) I am 7 years old and should not be on the website. I have no eyes but can still somehow type and blood all over my face that I could easily wipe off. I am dead, apparently. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed and giggle like a maniac just to piss you off. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. (LOLJK I WON'T DO SHIT.) Don't believe me? Than you have an IQ higher than an eggplant's. But here are some obviously fabricated stories: Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail (even though this is a dA comment.) She doesn't believe in chain letters. She also didn't believe in Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny. Well, clever I MEAN Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. She left to get it fixed and the bill was skyhigh. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. So he put his gun away and decided to commit suicide later. Ayway, he sent the letter to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Shooting yourself in the mouth has that effect on most people, only worse. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. "Another chain letter", she thought. "Goddamnit". 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Serves her right for doing so much LSD. Case 4: Derek Minse. This is the final case I'll tell you about because this is getting really annoying. Well, Derek was a dumb I MEAN smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground that a starving person had dropped on the way to have their first good meal in weeks. He was premoted to head officer at his job (whatever it may be) and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal to break up. Now, Katie (his new gal) and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 ugly children. And I still use made up stories and coincidenses to annoy the shit outta everyone who reads these. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences, like feeling smart because you didn't listen to a retarded chain letter. 0 people- You will have to get your TV repaired 1-6 people- Your suicide attempt will fail 7-11 people- You will take way to many halucinagins 12 and over- You will live life as normal Do What Teddy Says OMG!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight. Otherwise nothing will happen!
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well i don't know about you but i need a doughnut
Sta.sh
